Biden so close to a VP pick he can smell her

This is the Babylon Bee, which is a satirical humor site.  At least it was till Democrats went nuts and now we can’t tell the difference between real news, fake news and satire.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden’s campaign announced that he would be making his pick for Vice President soon, adding that the former Vice President had recently stated, “I’m so close I can smell her.”

Biden’s staff says Joe has been pacing the halls of capitol buildings, congress, and the Senate sniffing the air like a starve-crazed bloodhound in search of the perfect female candidate. “He’s huffing longer, deeper inhalations,” said his campaign manager Greg Schultz. “That means he’s getting really close.”

Biden’s staff says at the rate he is sniffing, he’ll definitely have a VP pick by the first week of August.

 

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